My compatriot and I are on a hunt for no less than to find the most perfect of ginger ales in all the world. Each ginger ale will be evaluated on merits not limited to but including

  • gingeryness
  • fruitiness
  • bubbliness
  • dryness
  • sweetness
  • having little bits floating inside (could be a plus, could be a minus. Depends on the ginger ale)
  • the x factor: “that special something”!
  • price

We will stop at nothing in order to find the perfect ginger ale. Neither war, nor famine, nor Revelation or Rapture shall keep us from our appointed goal.

And with that, sally forth! Tally ho! On to evaluate the next candidate!